**=
Don't te=
ll me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway**** **=
**-but the Man from M=
ars will know!** =
**YO=
UR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH**

This is pretty neat..

DON'T CHEA=
T BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute

Work this out=
as you read .

Be sure you don't
read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those wa=
ste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the numb=
er of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once bu=
t less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be=
bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply i=
t by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5=
... If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..

If you h=
aven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit yea=
r that you were born.

You should have a three di=
git number

The first digit of this =
was your original number

(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolat=
e each week).

The next two numbe=
rs are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS =
THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.=

*chocolate**
Calculator.* =